The Expert Wine Taster
Wine Taster in Action In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That’s correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It’s red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oakbarrels." "Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It’s a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll tell who’s the father!" WHAT IS LEVEL OF STRESS… You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful young girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that’s stressful. But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you are going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful. So then…… you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved. On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids. NOW THAT’S STRESS!! |
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